Don't attempt to felt 100% wool in your washing machine several times in a row. You will plug up your drain pump and think you have broken your machine and feel like a moron as you pay the repairman.
Velma is, alas, a pseudonym. I live with my family on Cape Cod, where I attempt to successfully blend in with the normal folk. You'd never guess the darkness that lurks in my heart.
(Insert evil cackle and rubbing of hands together.)
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